May. 17th, 2007

fullofmercy: (Lost July)
This is not how this was supposed to go.

"You're so nice!" she'd crooned at him, all smiles and sparkling eyes. Standing outside in the sun, while he dusted off his jacket, she clasped her hands together and bowed slightly, so that he could see a little purple glint off her hair that made him laugh, because if there was anybody this lady wasn't like, it was that chick Faye back at the asteroid. "It was so kind of you to stop and help. I don't know what I would have done."

From behind his mother, her son stood with crossed arms, three foot five of childish distrust and intimidation. Wolfwood raised a hand to wave and grin at him, but the kid's only response was a deepened frown.

Cute.

He'd leaned on the Punisher, regarding her over his dark glasses, and that was right where he'd made his first mistake.

"I'm happy to help anyway I can, lady."

Yeah. Right there. And the second one wasn't all that far behind.

"So, what's going on with those charming individuals, anyhow?"

Two for two, without even breaking a sweat.

That's how he'd found himself here, behind the counter, Punisher leaning up against the wall behind him. After all, he needed both hands to cook the damn rice, right? He sighs, and then grins back at the smiling face beaming out at the world from the spare apron she'd been able to find for him.

Hell, it's not so bad, is it? There are worse things to do with yourself than serve food. Loaves and fishes, and all that, right? Still...

"Hey, Neil."

The kid, loaded down with dishes, ignores him, so Wolfwood tries again. This time, he adds in a few steps so he's blocking Neil's path, and gets a glare for his trouble. "Leave me alone."

Wolfwood lifts his hands and laughs, all innocence. "Neil, come on, don't be like that! Let's be friends, okay?"

One long measuring look later--damn but that kid can really see right through you--and Neil shrugs, pressing the dishes into Wolfwood's arms. "Fine. But you'd better not be up to anything. And you'd better stay away from my mom."

How straightforward does he need to be? Jeez, he's just a kid, for Chrissakes! "Hah," Wolfwood chuckles, a little weakly. "Don't worry. I'll be on my best behavior, promise. I just want to chat for a second."

Neil gives him a look, and he amends, fast.

"Uh....after I do these dishes."




In the end, it was just as he'd suspected, and Neil had only given confirmation. This place is just barely staying afloat, even with Neil working and his volunteering--there just aren't enough customers, isn't enough money for all the debtors sniffing at the lovely proprietor's heels with her husband off gallivanting through the desert. Those two thugs from earlier were just the beginning; pretty soon they'd be beating down the door.

They've got to do something, and they've got to do it quick.

Sure, and maybe I can wish all this sand into gold and pay off all her debts. He shakes his head, cigarette in hand. The door is closed, and outside he can hear rowdy carousing at a bar down the row. Neil and his mother sit together at a table, his head against her shoulder--the poor kid's wiped out. They don't even look up when he walks by, or when he opens the door to go sit out on the porch, where his cigarette glows lin the shade. The problem keeps turning and turning in his mind--not enough money, not enough people. How the hell do you pay off all those wolves, and keep them off? It's impossible.

It's not like it's his problem, anyway. He's got enough damn problems of his own, and he's not going to make any money for the orphanage out here, working without pay just because some lady can't pay her bills. He doesn't need another kid to look after; he's not Neil's degenerate father.

He ought to just go, get out of town and maybe back to the Outpost...but instead, he sits and smokes and thinks. There's no need to turn around and look through the window at the woman, slumped at the table, her forehead in her hand and her son asleep on her lap.

No need at all, but he does anyway, and as he turns, his eye is caught by something else--a piece of paper tacked up on the doorframe. He can read the block letters clearly, even from here: 3rd Annual Quick Draw Tournament.

"...Huh."
fullofmercy: (this boy's a smoking gun)
You know who the best damn person to have in a Quick Draw contest is? The guy who's known everywhere as the sharpest gunman in the world: someone who stopped the Nebraska family with six shots, someone whose name alone can send the population of a city into a panicked frenzy.

And if it happens that this same guy happens to be a soft touch for a little kid, a beautiful woman, and a good cause...well, then, that's just some good luck right there.

Honestly, he's a little amazed at how quickly Vash was won over by his little plan, but maybe he shouldn't have been. After all, this is the guy who jumped out of a moving bus to help save a little girl in the desert--hardly the monster everyone seems to think he is.

It was a piece of cake, really.


...Right up till the part where it turned out that Vash had signed him up for the damn thing, too.

"What?!?"

Goddammit.




Should have just turned the idiot in. Oh, jeez. $$60,000,000,000 would have been more than enough, hell, she just needs a few thousand to get back on her feet.

The suns are bright in his eyes, and they glint off the dusty bottles balanced on the remainder of someone's old house or bar here on the outskirts of town. He huffs a sigh. Off to his right, he catches a flash of red and he can see that big girl's waving hand from behind Vash's pointy head.

"Tch." For love and peace.

Yeah, right
.

One, two, three, four, five: it's hardly an effort at all to break a few stupid bottles, even using someone else's gun. This can't be worth the trouble. It isn't as though Vash isn't going to win the damn thing anyway, after all.

And once he gets back to the sidelines, that insurance girl won't stop squealing in his ear. It's giving him a headache. "How come you're so good at that?"

Well, at least someone's happy about this whole mess. "We live in a dangerous world. It's for self-protection."

She claps her hands together, suddenly enough to make him jump. "Maybe you're an ex-gunman!"

He can feel Vash watching him, and even his snarled "Get real!" doesn't make the sensation go away.

It doesn't make her shut up, either.




"You guys are pretty good."

They both look up. It's hard to see the man's face at this angle with the suns behind him, but it doesn't matter. He's just got a message for them. "But your spree is at an end. You're not up against no liquor bottles this time around."

Wolfwood squints at him. There's something funny about the way he walks off...a kind of shuffle in his stride...

"What?!?"

Uh, that's not so good.

Vash, looking panicked, practically has him by the throat, and Wolfwood loses the other guy in all the shaking and noise. "What did he mean?"

What...

He can feel his own eyes widen. "You mean you didn't know? Listen, you dragged me into this..."

"Live one on one combat?!?"

Ow. What a decibel level.

He wrenches himself free, and sits back in his chair with his arms crossed. "Look, this is hardly my fault."

It's another four rounds before Vash decides to talk to him again at all.

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